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Posted: Mon Dec 31 2001
Business To Lay Off Joe Davis
In an effort to cut back on unnecessary expendatures, Jerry's Bar and Grill announced today plans to lay off grill-cleaner Joe Davis.
Joe, who has been working at Jerry's for almost 3 months, commented, "It's always the little guy. They never lay off those bigwigs leaches at the top."
The cutbacks are not expected to have much, if any, impact on the economy.
Business To Lay Off Joe Davis
In an effort to cut back on unnecessary expendatures, Jerry's Bar and Grill announced today plans to lay off grill-cleaner Joe Davis.
Joe, who has been working at Jerry's for almost 3 months, commented, "It's always the little guy. They never lay off those bigwigs leaches at the top."
The cutbacks are not expected to have much, if any, impact on the economy.
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