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Other people's puns aren't as funny as your own.
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Daniel Weinerworker, who goes by the stage name "PhreakPhat25-67", was DJing at a nightclub when he apparently noticed a small fire near the club's ceiling. Thinking quickly, he announced to the crowd that the roof, the roof, the roof was on fire.
DJ Saves The Day
Daniel Weinerworker, who goes by the stage name "PhreakPhat25-67", was DJing at a nightclub when he apparently noticed a small fire near the club's ceiling. Thinking quickly, he announced to the crowd that the roof, the roof, the roof was on fire.
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