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Posted: Sat May 25 2002
Local Man Offers Fertilization
Despite a 100% miss rate, local resident Thomas Michaels is not yet ready to give up his signature pick-up line "You should be having my baby." Michaels points out that even though it's never worked before, that does not mean it never will. "I'll give it a few more tries," says Michaels. "I'm thinking of changing it to 'babies' instead of 'baby' to try to reel in the women looking for families."
Local Man Offers Fertilization
Despite a 100% miss rate, local resident Thomas Michaels is not yet ready to give up his signature pick-up line "You should be having my baby." Michaels points out that even though it's never worked before, that does not mean it never will. "I'll give it a few more tries," says Michaels. "I'm thinking of changing it to 'babies' instead of 'baby' to try to reel in the women looking for families."
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