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Hey there rapper

Hey there rapper, why not tell us a little bit about yourself?

Just the other day I was wondering: Who's the best rapper? Who's the best MC? I think most people want to know.

Why not write a song about how great you are to explain it to them?

For example, you could tell us how often you have sex, and how long you are able to continue having sex. If you have no problems finding women, you should mention that as well.

Other general topics you could cover include:

1. How much money do you have?

2. Are you able to afford fancy cars and gold chains?

3. How loud is your car audio equipment?

4. When you write a new song, how confident are you that it will reach number 1? Will you be replacing other artists' songs?

5. How many CDs have you sold?

6. How well do you rock the microphone?

7. Do you enjoy marijuana? What about alcohol? How often do you use these substances?

8. Do you own a gun? Are you afraid to use it? Are you afraid of going to prison?

9. When you engage in physical combat, how sure are you that you'll win?


Think about how cool you'd be if you wrote a song which only contained this information about yourself. That would be entirely original.





2005-6-25