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Pain at the pump

You there. Yes, you in the Navigator. Quit feeling sorry for yourself. Quit complaining. Your "pain at the pump" is your own doing. You made a bad decision.

Not everybody is feeling such tremendous "pain" because some of us didn't make the dumbass decision to buy a 4 ton assualt vehicle to drive to work.

If your car gets less that 30 miles per gallon, you goofed. Less than 20? Whoops.



* As usual, if you are one of the 2 or 3 percent of truck owners who actually needs a truck for work, this doesn't apply to you. However, SUVs are worthless unless you live in the mountains (and then only medium-sized SUVs), so you still lose.



2005-8-24

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