http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/index.shtml en-us 3600 Fri, 05 Jan 2007 13:38:40 GMT Fri, 05 Jan 2007 13:38:40 GMT me and perl http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/459b09a0.shtml Continued from Why I am an Infidel I recently had a conversation with a friend about religious beliefs. This friend brought up some of the re... Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:34:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/459b09a0.shtml Dumbass http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/437a30da.shtml You might have seen this list floating around: The male privilege checklist . It attempts to show all the privileges that males in the western world have over females. Let's have a gander, s... Sun, 20 Nov 2005 16:35:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/437a30da.shtml http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/431da5bb.shtml I often use the label "atheist" to describe myself, and even though some tend to add meanings at will, most people have a general i... Sun, 13 Nov 2005 16:16:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/431da5bb.shtml Declarations http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/4243397e.shtml Jokes about how white people are just so darn white. Jokes about how black people are just so darn black. Prank phone calls. Tom Green. MTV's Jackass. MTV's Wildboyz. MTV. Jay ... Fri, 23 Sep 2005 18:04:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/4243397e.shtml What words mean http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/432f002c.shtml Hi there Mr Über-liberal Foreign Editorialist. I'm an American. I know you've heard (and said) a lot about me, but let me introduce myself anyway: Hi, I'm Tom. How are you? ... Good. ... About... Wed, 21 Sep 2005 21:00:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/432f002c.shtml http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/43301a63.shtml Something strange is afoot: There are two overseas wars happening, and the various branches of the military are having problems meeting their recruitment goals. That may not seem strange at fir... Tue, 20 Sep 2005 13:59:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/43301a63.shtml http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/432c1daf.shtml When I heard of the plans to rebuild the destroyed parts of New Orleans, I was overcome with the warm fuzzies. Here were people determined to rebuild their lives and houses no matter what the cur... Sat, 17 Sep 2005 13:25:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/432c1daf.shtml Science lesson for the day http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/42fa5c1e.shtml (Continued from Evolution in Kansas .) From my personal experience, most people "questioning" evolution have only the vag... Fri, 09 Sep 2005 19:55:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/42fa5c1e.shtml http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/431c3a25.shtml I built my home in a river bed. It was dry at the time of course. People said I was crazy for living there, but what do scientists know? It was just such a cool place to live. It was kind of sm... Mon, 05 Sep 2005 12:14:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/431c3a25.shtml Dumbass http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/430c9236.shtml You there. Yes, you in the Navigator. Quit feeling sorry for yourself. Quit complaining. Your "pain at the pump" is your own doing. You made a bad decision. Not everybody is feeling such tremen... Wed, 24 Aug 2005 15:00:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/430c9236.shtml http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/430c73b5.shtml You want to stop the paparazzi? It's very simple to do: stop buying any news source that publishes paparazzi-style news or pictures. There's the obvious supermarket tabloid crap like Sun ... Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:27:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/430c73b5.shtml Science lesson for the day http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/42fa452f.shtml Dear Scientific Illiterates, This is not the first time this has been said, and it won't be the last, but the more times this is repeated the better: Contrary to what you may have heard from... Wed, 10 Aug 2005 17:59:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/42fa452f.shtml Dumbass http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/42cbdb53.shtml Let's just say this up front: I use nothing but GNU Linux at home (Gentoo if you must know). Now that we have that out of the way: there are multitudes of zealots out there who believe with all ... Wed, 06 Jul 2005 12:53:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/42cbdb53.shtml http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/42bd6a4c.shtml Hey there rapper, why not tell us a little bit about yourself? Just the other day I was wondering: Who's the best rapper? Who's the best MC? I think most people want to know. Why not write... Sat, 25 Jun 2005 14:23:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/42bd6a4c.shtml http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/429e1fa2.shtml I finally watched Supersize Me . It taught me so many things, I can see why people love it so much. Here's a short list of facts I gathered from this piece of art: 1) Say you're abo... Sat, 11 Jun 2005 20:38:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/429e1fa2.shtml http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/4292251d.shtml I'll just get right to it: You poop, and sometimes you poop funny. Funny poop? What, like clowns or something? Nope. While a pooping clown is funny, that's not it. The big secret is that... Wed, 25 May 2005 14:30:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/4292251d.shtml http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/42922158.shtml As the title notes, I am not a vegetarian, but I'm close. What's "close"? Anywhere from once a week to once every few months I eat a small amount of fish. The rest of the time it's the usual veg... Mon, 23 May 2005 18:10:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/42922158.shtml Dumbass http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/426ee386.shtml First, the fat people: You are fat. You are fat for one reason only: you consume more calories than you expend. That's it. It is not true that no matter what you eat you gain weight. ... Wed, 27 Apr 2005 00:40:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/426ee386.shtml What words mean http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/42433943.shtml "I am an atheist." If I make that declaration to you, what could you say about me? Can you determine my morality? How about my favorite authors? Does it imply a particular political affiliatio... Sun, 13 Mar 2005 16:19:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/42433943.shtml http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/424338ff.shtml Please stop doing the following: 1) Parking in spots which are too small. Your ass-end is either sticking out into the parking lot, or you are angling over into the next spot because... Fri, 04 Mar 2005 20:02:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/424338ff.shtml http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/424338a4.shtml Please help me! My marriage is in deep peril! Every day that gay marriage is not officially banned is a day closer to the destruction of my wonderful wedded bliss! In April, a gay marriage ban... Sun, 27 Feb 2005 22:23:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/424338a4.shtml http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/42433855.shtml For someone who tries to live as myth-free as possible, it can be fairly rough going sometimes. As an exercise, pretend someone told you he believed that all humans have a toe growing out of the ... Sat, 26 Feb 2005 21:58:00 GMT http://craptaculus.com/site/thamus/42433855.shtml